Handyman's Centerfold

Ok, I am pretty sure this is a dangerous way to 'hold' down a board.  All types of thoughts ran through my head as I saw this, however my sister captured it best when she said " I think you are watching a emergency room visit in the making.  So, here is how that conversation would sound like at the ER with the technician..it would go a little like this.

Laurel & Hardy Handymen:  Can you assist us, we have a little emergency
ER Tech:  What seems to be the problem?
Hardy:  My buddy had a slight altercation with a skill saw
ER Tech:  Slight huh?  There is a blade up his butt!
Hardy:  Yep, that would be it, can't hide the obvious from your keen eye!
ER Tech:  How did that possibly happen?
Hardy: All we can say about this is this is what you get when you try and bring "sexy back" to home improvement!